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but last night, sarah palin went hunting with her father for their mother. no, they went hunting for caribou, also known as reindeer. caribou and reindeer are the same thing. it's weird timing to shoot a reindeer on television two weeks before christmas but sarah palin does what she wants to do. you hear a lot about her hunting prowess. but when it comes to actual shooting, let's just say she's no calamity jane. >> you missed. he's not going anywhere. take your time, adjust. take your time. [ gunshot ] take your time. [ gunshot ] >> uh-oh. let me -- something's not right here. because this gun's right on. >> yeah, must be the gun. [ gunshot ] >> that was high too. >> here you go, sarah. come on. >> this gun -- >> go ahead. [ gunshot ] >> there you go. >> jimmy: how many times do you have to shoot before that stupid reindeer runs already? they're bullets whizzing by your horns! by the way, there's no way sarah palin shot that reindeer. you see the editing there? i will give $1,000 to anyone who can prove sarah palin shot that caribou that suddenly is through
but last night, sarah palin went hunting with her father for their mother. no, they went hunting for caribou, also known as reindeer. caribou and reindeer are the same thing. it's weird timing to shoot a reindeer on television two weeks before christmas but sarah palin does what she wants to do. you hear a lot about her hunting prowess. but when it comes to actual shooting, let's just say she's no calamity jane. >> you missed. he's not going anywhere. take your time, adjust. take your...
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sarah palin. it was a sweet. number four. and five, the chant from the chilean mine rescue. >> if you touch my junk wasn't last year, don't tase me, bro. >> i don't remember that. >> don't tase me bro? the campus, john kerry was speaking. had to drag him out. if you plan on returning gifts it may cost you additional 25%. stephanie investigates the so called restocking fee and perhaps moves in washington to eliminate it. >> restocking. that's what elves do. ooh, a brainteaser. how can expedia now save me even more on my hotel? well, hotels know they can't fill every room every day. like this one. and this one. and oops, my bad. so, they give expedia ginormous discounts with these: unpublished rates. which means i get an even more rockin' hotel, for less. my brain didn't even break a sweat. where you book matters. expedia. come celebrate exciting cars that are stunning to look at, exhilarating to drive and worry free to own. celebrate this holiday season with the gift of platinum. jaguar platinum coverage: five years or 50,000
sarah palin. it was a sweet. number four. and five, the chant from the chilean mine rescue. >> if you touch my junk wasn't last year, don't tase me, bro. >> i don't remember that. >> don't tase me bro? the campus, john kerry was speaking. had to drag him out. if you plan on returning gifts it may cost you additional 25%. stephanie investigates the so called restocking fee and perhaps moves in washington to eliminate it. >> restocking. that's what elves do. ooh, a...
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sarah palin recently sat down with robin roberts. and talked about how important her family is to her success. >> the people who surround are the same people. my close friends. my siblings, my parents, my family. they are still here. that core network of supportive people who are there to help lift you up when you fall down. >> reporter: that family unity may come in handy so far away from home. despite being a democrat bristol's new next door neighbor, sidney udat is happy to lend a hand. >> that's the news at 8:08. we're going on to the weather with chikage windler in for sam champion. chicago chikage, you call this a dusting in minnesota, right? >> we have had our record snowiest december so far. here in times square about a foot and a half of snow. the wind a real factor. the highest wind gusts so far, 80 miles per hour across cape cod. those dangerous winds taking center stage as we continue throughout the day with the blizzard warnings. from boston up to towards northern new england, 40 to 60-mile-an-hour gusts. meanwhile, thou
sarah palin recently sat down with robin roberts. and talked about how important her family is to her success. >> the people who surround are the same people. my close friends. my siblings, my parents, my family. they are still here. that core network of supportive people who are there to help lift you up when you fall down. >> reporter: that family unity may come in handy so far away from home. despite being a democrat bristol's new next door neighbor, sidney udat is happy to lend...
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palin, tiger woods -- [ laughter ] charlie sheen, hu jintao. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not sure what to make of this, you guys. scientists in japan have produced a genetically engineered mouse that can chirp like a bird. yeah. combination of mouse and bird. cats haven't been this excited since a man dangled a string. [ laughter ] this isn't good, you guys. there's some controversy over foot fetish videos online, featuring the wife of jets coach rex ryan. yeah, it's weird. it's weird. when i first read about rex ryan's foot fetish, i just thought they misspelled "food." [ laughter ] oh -- foot fetish. this is weird. a new study found that reindeer eat hallucinogenic mushrooms to escape boredom during the winter. [ light laughter ] i guess that explains the most popular reindeer game, "look at the cloud." [ laughter ] [ as rudolph ] "she thinks i'm cute! she knows my name! she's in my brain!" [ light laughter ] and finally, i heard that teen pregnancy in the u.s. hit an all time low last year. well, sure but only because bristol was doing "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] ladies a
palin, tiger woods -- [ laughter ] charlie sheen, hu jintao. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not sure what to make of this, you guys. scientists in japan have produced a genetically engineered mouse that can chirp like a bird. yeah. combination of mouse and bird. cats haven't been this excited since a man dangled a string. [ laughter ] this isn't good, you guys. there's some controversy over foot fetish videos online, featuring the wife of jets coach rex ryan. yeah, it's weird. it's weird. when i...
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i don't note how she did it, but the whole country has suddenly turned into "sarah palin's alaska." a cold miser or something. but here in l.a., it -- well, it got down to the 60s this morning. which doesn't sound cold but i got the worst brain freeze from a slurpee that i bought last night at midnight. so i can empathize. you know what i like to do when it's chilly out? >> cleto: what's that? >> jimmy: chilllax. the bad weather has led to a large number of flight delays. there are airports closed because of the cold. tsa workers have been forced to grope each other to stay in shape. this morning, "good day new york" had a reporter named antoine lewis on the street where the cold was happening, i guess. i don't know why local news channels do this kind of thing, but in this case, i'm very glad they did. >> we ran into a guy named daryl who was walking three of his alaskan huskies that were very, very friendly. so as you might imagine, this is kind of exciting for them, and here's what daryl had to say about it. >> when you see when they hit the cold they get real tensed up. their mu
i don't note how she did it, but the whole country has suddenly turned into "sarah palin's alaska." a cold miser or something. but here in l.a., it -- well, it got down to the 60s this morning. which doesn't sound cold but i got the worst brain freeze from a slurpee that i bought last night at midnight. so i can empathize. you know what i like to do when it's chilly out? >> cleto: what's that? >> jimmy: chilllax. the bad weather has led to a large number of flight delays....
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and that number could go down even further after the premiere of the new tv show "sarah palin's congo." [ laughter ] i just saw this. a man in california proposed to his girlfriend while she was sitting on santa's lap at the mall. [ laughter ] everyone watching was like, "oh, that is so weird. [ laughter ] that is so -- that's actually weird." i'm not sure what to make of this. an airport in germany hired clowns to entertain travelers who got stuck in the airport overnight. [ light laughter ] so, wait, german clowns performing while you wait in the airport for hours? that's not entertainment. that's a dream you tell your therapist. [ laughter ] that's like, "wait this is awful. you wouldn't believe what happened." here's some sports news. giants quarterback eli manning called a players-only meeting yesterday to discuss their fourth-quarter collapse against the eagles. >> audience member: go eagles! >> jimmy: at the start of the meeting, eli was like, "who wants to kick things off, other than the punter? [ laughter ] matt, please." and finally, a new survey found that women are more li
and that number could go down even further after the premiere of the new tv show "sarah palin's congo." [ laughter ] i just saw this. a man in california proposed to his girlfriend while she was sitting on santa's lap at the mall. [ laughter ] everyone watching was like, "oh, that is so weird. [ laughter ] that is so -- that's actually weird." i'm not sure what to make of this. an airport in germany hired clowns to entertain travelers who got stuck in the airport overnight....
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sarah on "sarah palin's alaska." but will she be an america's idol? >> that was terrible. >> reporter: let's hear from the judges. glenn beck and palin rally to restore honor. bruno tonioli? >> 5. >> reporter: jon stewart and stephen colbert, rally to restore sanity. carrie ann? >> 6. >> reporter: apple introduces the ipad. len goodman? >> 10. >> reporter: can we finally move on to next year? >> yes, we can. but -- >> reporter: but not before one more joke. what comes after 2010? >> this goes to 11. >> reporter: let's go to 11. happy new year. for "good morning america," john berman, abc news. >> throwing in a "spinal tap" joke is a hit with me. >> leave it to john berman. that was fantastic. we're always worried if he can do it or not. and every year -- >> he never fails us. >> he never fails. >> he left out the giants won the world series, the san francisco giants. >> well, you can write him a letter. >> i will write him a letter. >> put it under his door. >> go down the hall there. >> but it is amazing when you look back to see how many things happ
sarah on "sarah palin's alaska." but will she be an america's idol? >> that was terrible. >> reporter: let's hear from the judges. glenn beck and palin rally to restore honor. bruno tonioli? >> 5. >> reporter: jon stewart and stephen colbert, rally to restore sanity. carrie ann? >> 6. >> reporter: apple introduces the ipad. len goodman? >> 10. >> reporter: can we finally move on to next year? >> yes, we can. but -- >>...
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the gossip at the moment is that tlc is trying to renew sarah palin's alaska for another season and sarah hasn't yet signed on, but the ratings are so good, no wonder they want to renew it. it's a huge hit. >> moving on to someone who may not want to be a big trend in 2011, maybe because she feels she's been too much of one already. and that's lindsay lohan. >> i think she's done irreparable damage to her career, getting in a fight in rehab? i thought she would be able to make a come back. but i'm not so sure anymore. she might end up being our tatum o'neal. >> everybody's just waiting to see what happens when she gets out of rehab. next year will be a big year for her as far as how her career goes. >> one thing a lot of celebrities do not is this incredible talent. even though the packaging has been somewhat soiled and the market has been a little odd around here, she's really talented. if she makes the right moves, she could come back. >> but who's going to take a risk? >> it's hard to get insurance on her. >> some producers are afraid she just won't show up. >> one of the other trends
the gossip at the moment is that tlc is trying to renew sarah palin's alaska for another season and sarah hasn't yet signed on, but the ratings are so good, no wonder they want to renew it. it's a huge hit. >> moving on to someone who may not want to be a big trend in 2011, maybe because she feels she's been too much of one already. and that's lindsay lohan. >> i think she's done irreparable damage to her career, getting in a fight in rehab? i thought she would be able to make a...
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sarah on "sarah palin's alaska." will she be america's idol? >> it's a prayerful consideration. >> reporter: let's hear from the judges. glenn beck and palin restore honor. >> 5. >> reporter: apple introduces the ipad. len goodman? >> 10. >> reporter: can we finally move on to next year? >> yes, we can. but -- >> reporter: but not before one more joke. what comes after 2010? >> these go to 11. >> reporter: let's go to 11. happy new year. >>> our ski house. our cup runneth over. look at that. our bin is so full of coats. again, our audience helped us out. >>> tomorrow on "good morning america," grammy winner steven curtis chapman and his beautiful family tell us about the healing power of faith. >>> how about this? how to have a great new year's eve bash on a budget. very nice. ngng >> man: getting across town to a job interview is stressful enough without being late. i want guidance that takes me where i need to be without any problems along the way. i feel the same way when i do taxes. turbotax has a unique gps feature that guides me step-by-s
sarah on "sarah palin's alaska." will she be america's idol? >> it's a prayerful consideration. >> reporter: let's hear from the judges. glenn beck and palin restore honor. >> 5. >> reporter: apple introduces the ipad. len goodman? >> 10. >> reporter: can we finally move on to next year? >> yes, we can. but -- >> reporter: but not before one more joke. what comes after 2010? >> these go to 11. >> reporter: let's go to 11....